Team OQA

Reified Films of 2017

Team OQA
Reified Films of 2017

Our Top 5 Films (In No Particular Order)

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Call Me By Your Name

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The Florida Project

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I, Tonya

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Lady Bird

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Phantom Thread

The Only Film Award Categories That Matter

Category — Winner / Runner-Up

Worst Dane DeHaan — Valerian / Tulip Fever

Best Guilty Pleasure — Wonder Woman / A Christmas Prince

Most Surprising Twist — Phantom Thread mushroom poisoning / people actually liking Three Billboards

Fetal Position Award — Coco / Robin Wright’s death in Blade Runner 2049 + Wonder Woman

Glass Enema — mother! / MoviePass leaving AMC River East 21

Imbued Hilarity — I Tonya / Phantom Thread

Movie We’re Currently Lying about Seeing — Mudbound / Forever My Girl

Best Film Film — Call Me By Your Name / The Greatest Showman

Narrative Melatonin — The Post / Blade Runner 2049

But Why? — Three Boring Billboards / Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Jury’s Still Out — The fly in Call Me By Your Name / Reese Witherspoon’s third leg

MVP — Michael Stuhlberg / Tommy Wiseau